CRISTINA MORANDI
Comedian! Violinist! LOCA!

Cristina Morandi isn’t just a stand-up comedian—she’s a LOCA! Mixing sharp wit, raw storytelling, and wild violin solos, she turns life’s chaos into something NEW!

A Cuban-Uruguayan based out of Florida, Cristina has traveled the world, collecting stories and laughs. Her high-energy, no-holds-barred comedy reflects her life as a mother to young children, divorcee, wife, and unapologetic LOCA!

She’s also a fierce advocate, using humor to break stigmas around dyslexia, spondylitis, and endometriosis—tossing tampons into the crowd to prove the point!

From Latino family chaos to TSA interrogations over a suitcase full of feminine hygiene products when she no longer has a uterus, Cristina keeps audiences laughing, thinking, and maybe leaving with free feminine products.

Yes I used ChatGPT to write this